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PostSubject: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Thu May 15, 2008 10:08 am

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
♣ paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
♣ ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
♣ para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
♣ hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..


5. Can i take your picture??
♣ coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want forchristmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
♣ gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
♣ lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
♣ kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
♣ para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
♣ ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
♣ kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..
♣ coz i can't last a day without you!!


13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
♣ kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
♣ single kasi ako eh..


15.Me lisensya ka ba??
♣ coz you're driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
♣ may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh??
hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
♣ coz all i ever think of is you..

18. I'm a bee..
♣ can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
♣ pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
♣ coz i keep on missing you..

21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
♣ ang pangit mo kasi eh..

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
♣ O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
♣ kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
♣ because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
♣ nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
♣ kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
♣ maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
♣ kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
♣ ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
♣ coz you blew me away!!

31. Sana "T" na lang ako..
♣ para i'm always right next to "U"

32. Are you Jamaican??
♣ kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop BAGAY tayoBAGAY tlga tayo

34. Ako ay isang examkaya sagutin mo na ako...

35. Lupang hinirang kaba?
handa akong mamatay dahiL sayo.

36. Condom kba? Coz I always feel protected when I?m with you.

37. Telescope kba? Nkikita ko kase ang mga bituin sa mga mata mo!

38. Ako bahala sa pag aaral mo basta pag aralan mko mahalin

39. I nid to call the police!
Coz you stole my heart!

40. Toilet ka ba? … kc aq ung tae...

41. Di ka ba nalulungkot?
Kasi nag iisa ka lang sa puso ko…

42. Buti Di ka napapagod...
Kasi Lagi Kang tumatakbo sa isipan ko...


43. Magnanakaw tatay mo noh?
Kc ninakaw nya lahat ng tala sa langit at nilagay sayong mga mata..

44. Alak ka ba o yosi o damo?
Kc isa kang bisyo na di ko maalis sa buhay ko…






Share Kayo ng mga alam nyong iba... hehehe...

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Thu May 15, 2008 3:50 pm

scientist ako
at ikaw ang lab ko

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Thu May 15, 2008 8:44 pm

Korni gringo! Hahaha! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Thu May 15, 2008 8:47 pm

wag ka na jan mund... sino lang sa atin... hahaha!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 8:03 am

idol! may alam ako isa.


Hindi ka ba napapagod ?
*kc kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isip ko . Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 8:18 am

Ehto related sa isa jan ni Gringo.

"Baby, kawatan ayu ka uy!" ,
"Ngano?"

"You stole my Heart!"

Hhahaha lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 9:13 am

mais...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 9:17 am

c raymund corny pud hahaha///...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 9:19 am

malakas mambola si mund... hahaha.. tongue

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 9:31 am

Di ako bolero uy! No
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 9:32 am

haha. corny ba ? medyo lng man. pero , pag sa babae yan., kilig kilig yan cla ba,. mas korny, mas kilig cla. haha..dba ?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 9:50 am

Jipo bata kapa para jan. lol!

"Para kang honey.."

"Bakit?"

"Ang sweet-sweet mo..."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 12:18 pm

haha. pero totoo man. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 1:33 pm

pareha lang kau oi!...ehe
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 4:24 pm

may Lahi ba kayong Tuko?

Kac d ka maaLis sa isp ku.. *wenks
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 4:34 pm

"ipinaglihi kba sa araw?"

"bakit?"

"u make my heart melt ehh.."

nyahaha lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 7:01 pm

"Baby, para kang kanin.."

"Kay ngano?"

"Kasi di ako nagsasawa sayo!.."

Hahaha

mund@raga! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri May 16, 2008 8:01 pm

Geometry ba Favorite Subject mo?
Kasi kahit anong angle...maganda ka parin!



Hi miss, are you good in Algebra? Can you substitute my ex? lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Sat May 17, 2008 1:05 pm

*aNg GaLing mO cgurO sa pUzZelS noh?*





  • †.kC umAga pLaNg nabuO muna arAw ko.†

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Sun May 18, 2008 7:10 am

Genezyde wrote:
Geometry ba Favorite Subject mo?
Kasi kahit anong angle...maganda ka parin!



Hi miss, are you good in Algebra? Can you substitute my ex? lol!

Pang CHICKBOY talaga. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Sun May 18, 2008 9:13 am

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Pang CHICKBOY talaga. lol!

no one beats the master.... heehe....

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Mon May 26, 2008 1:47 pm

xegben wrote:
scientist ako
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weeeeeee
ala aqng msv........
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Mon May 26, 2008 1:51 pm

Genezyde wrote:
Geometry ba Favorite Subject mo?
Kasi kahit anong angle...maganda ka parin!



Hi miss, are you good in Algebra? Can you substitute my ex? lol!








weeeeeee
kkabilid nman......
waaaaaa
in love nq.....
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haha lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:42 pm

_im a bee.....



†.can you be my honey?™
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Pick-Up Lines...   Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:04 pm

"parang tae ang pagibig ko sau"

"bkit man?"

"kc khit anung pigil ko, lumalabas pa rin"
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