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PostSubject: a store that sells a husband   Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:00 pm

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many menů


The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just thinků what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day.
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PostSubject: Re: a store that sells a husband   Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:26 am

waaaaaaaaahhhh!!

basig in ana ka mae!! haha
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PostSubject: Re: a store that sells a husband   Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:03 pm

huh?
oist...di mo pa nga me nkilala personally
gi judge nq nimo
hmmmp
sama ha......

hehe...
jaz ask my bezfwend belot qng unza
q ka
martyr......
toinkz
martyr daw o......
hehe
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PostSubject: Re: a store that sells a husband   Tue May 20, 2008 3:00 pm

weeeeeeeeee
di nman lhat ng babae
sama Sad Sad Sad
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